Z is for Zach Braff

Some people just have a face that you want to punch every time you see it. Zach Braff is one of those people.

I don’t know what it is about him, but him an incredibly annoying screen presence. In Scrubs, as JD, he’s meant to be the dork we all root for, but instead I find the most enjoyable scenes the ones in which Doctor Cox tears him a new one. And in Garden State—a movie I know a lot of people love—I found it impossible to feel sympathy for his character. It’s like he can only do one of two things: act all zany and wild-eyed, as he does in Scrubs, or mumble into the mic and look all depressed, which is what he does for the most part in Garden State.

In Scrubs Zach Braff gets to canoodle with a bunch of seriously hot girls, from Tara Reid to Elizabeth Banks. Don’t they think he’s completely charmless? Maybe not. Maybe I’m  just jealous…