K is for Katy Perry
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I like it
I liked it
“Hi I’m Katy Perry. I don’t have the voice or the songwriting talent to get myself noticed so instead I’m just going to do a song about kissing a girl and liking it. I’ve tried self-harm and crashing Lily Allen’s parties to get attention but that hasn’t worked so hopefully suggesting I’m a lesbian will do the trick. I’m not a lesbian though, just so you know. That would just be gross.”
Give me a break!