Jack on the Moan
K is for Katy Perry

I kissed a girl and I liked it

The taste of her cherry chapstick

I kissed a girl just to try it

I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it

It felt so wrong

It felt so right

Don’t mean I’m in love tonight

I kissed a girl and I like it

I liked it

“Hi I’m Katy Perry. I don’t have the voice or the songwriting talent to get myself noticed so instead I’m just going to do a song about kissing a girl and liking it. I’ve tried self-harm and crashing Lily Allen’s parties to get attention but that hasn’t worked so hopefully suggesting I’m a lesbian will do the trick. I’m not a lesbian though, just so you know. That would just be gross.”

Give me a break!